if game shows were hosted by satan

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 04-Apr-2007 19:28:06

The Top 16 Differences If Game Shows Were Hosted by Satan


16> The "Lightning Round" involves actual lightning.

15> "You still have two deathlines available. Do you want to
consult the tarot or phone Hitler?"

14> When your host says, "Come on down!" he ain't kidding!

13> Always the same friggin' parting gift: The director's cut
DVD of "Little Nicky."

12> Spin the wheel? Eat entrails. Daily Double? Eat entrails.

11> The "Name That Tune" orchestra is nothing but a guy playing
a golden fiddle.

10> A true "Daily Double" involves betting your soul *and* having
Richard Simmons as your roommate in hell.

9> Their own having been rendered useless from repeated
poker-stabbings, contestants always eager to buy a bowel.

8> Door #1: Hellfire and damnation.
Door #2: Eternal plagues and pestilence.
Door #3: Room full of telemarketers with your number on
speed dial.

7> Wrong answer? Pitchfork in the ass!

6> "Okay, ladies, here's your question: What did your husbands
say when our hellhounds ripped off and ate their testicles?"

5> "Wheel! Of! Misfortune! And now, your host...
Paaaaaaaat Satanjak!"

4> "I'll take 'No Matter What You Answer, You'll Suffer in Hell
for All Eternity' for $100, master."

3> "You can keep the cattle prod in your rectum or trade it
for what's behind the curtain next to Pol Pot."

2> "... and the Final Jeopardy category is: 'Random Strangers
Your Mom Has Fellated.'"


and the Number 1 Difference
If Game Shows Were Hosted by Satan...


1> All nine Hollywood Squares are occupied by Baldwin brothers.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 04-Apr-2007 20:33:14

<lol> I think my favorite is "2> "... and the Final Jeopardy category is: 'Random Strangers
Your Mom Has Fellated.'"

Bob

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 04-Apr-2007 20:37:16

Yeah, who wants to think about their moms doing that?

Post 4 by Jess227 on Wednesday, 04-Apr-2007 22:01:21

LOL!

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 05-Apr-2007 3:22:13

lol. that's good becky

Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 05-Apr-2007 5:30:55

I liked number 16, the one about lightning. lol