Category: Joke Board
The Top 16 Differences If Game Shows Were Hosted by Satan
16> The "Lightning Round" involves actual lightning.
15> "You still have two deathlines available. Do you want to
consult the tarot or phone Hitler?"
14> When your host says, "Come on down!" he ain't kidding!
13> Always the same friggin' parting gift: The director's cut
DVD of "Little Nicky."
12> Spin the wheel? Eat entrails. Daily Double? Eat entrails.
11> The "Name That Tune" orchestra is nothing but a guy playing
a golden fiddle.
10> A true "Daily Double" involves betting your soul *and* having
Richard Simmons as your roommate in hell.
9> Their own having been rendered useless from repeated
poker-stabbings, contestants always eager to buy a bowel.
8> Door #1: Hellfire and damnation.
Door #2: Eternal plagues and pestilence.
Door #3: Room full of telemarketers with your number on
speed dial.
7> Wrong answer? Pitchfork in the ass!
6> "Okay, ladies, here's your question: What did your husbands
say when our hellhounds ripped off and ate their testicles?"
5> "Wheel! Of! Misfortune! And now, your host...
Paaaaaaaat Satanjak!"
4> "I'll take 'No Matter What You Answer, You'll Suffer in Hell
for All Eternity' for $100, master."
3> "You can keep the cattle prod in your rectum or trade it
for what's behind the curtain next to Pol Pot."
2> "... and the Final Jeopardy category is: 'Random Strangers
Your Mom Has Fellated.'"
and the Number 1 Difference
If Game Shows Were Hosted by Satan...
1> All nine Hollywood Squares are occupied by Baldwin brothers.
<lol> I think my favorite is "2> "... and the Final Jeopardy category is: 'Random Strangers
Your Mom Has Fellated.'"
Bob
Yeah, who wants to think about their moms doing that?
LOL!
lol. that's good becky
I liked number 16, the one about lightning. lol